"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'" I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.' "And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'" ![]() ![]() "He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library'. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays." I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
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